Alaska's Important Law

Alaska's Important Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose
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Eating while swimming in the ...

Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.(Massachusetts Dumb Laws)

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It`s illegal to take a lion ...

It`s illegal to take a lion to the movies.(Massachusetts Dumb Laws)

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It is illegal to put tomatoes...

It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder.(Massachusetts Dumb Laws)

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An old ordinance declares ...

An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.(Massachusetts Dumb Laws)

It is illegal for a driver ...

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. 

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Affiliation with the...

Affiliation with the Communist party is illegal.(Massachusetts Dumb Laws)

Children may smoke...

Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.(Massachusetts Dumb Laws)

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No gorilla is allowed..

No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.(Massachusetts Dumb Laws)

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It`s illegal to sell fewer...

It`s illegal to sell fewer than 24 ducklings at a time before May 1, or to sell rabbits, chicks, or ducklings that have been painted a different color.(Massachusetts Dumb Laws)

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